Quarantime with Lindseyfil


Welcome to “Quarantime with Lindseyfil!” My new IGTV series of
#Lindsanity AKA performative / wacko / comedic / instructional /
conceptual / social-distancing-positive content.

If I can provide even just one person relief, enduring the editing
process is worth it! Love y'all! Send suggestions my way. Subscribe!

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Manic Episode 1:

I popped my IGTV cherry! 🍒 @dyson

#Lindsanity #covid_19 #coronavirus #dyson #quarantinechic #quarantini #dressedForStress #dustbunny #GlovesInTheTimeOfCoronavirus #veilofsolidarity #socialdistancing #isolation #getwiththeprogram #quarantine


Manic Episode 2:

@instacart @berkeleybowl @broadbentselections

ADDENDUM! Today, instacart workers will be striking due to low wages and the unsafe conditions under which they are required to deliver essentials. Of course, I was previously unaware. Hopefully the strike leads to improved working conditions - access to gloves, masks and sanitizers - as well as hazard pay for working during these dangerous times.

REMEMBER TO TIP GENEROUSLY! These people are risking their lives so that we can feel safe at home. ALL IN ALL STAY AT HOME PEOPLE! TRY AND HAVE ITEMS DELIVERED! And support safe working conditions! Support the local businesses that need your delivery orders right now! These people are holding up our society - they deserve immense protections and kindness!

#covid_19 #coronavirus #instacart #instafart #goinginsane #unreliablenarrator #socialdistancing #isolation #interestingexperiment #GoPsychoAtHome #produce #beverages #herbs #kaleyeah #eggs #brisket #biscuit #akaushi #beefsticks #secondbest #quarantine #vinhoverde #mightyfinewino #modelbottle #reducereuserecycle #stayhome #instacartstrike #hazardpay #blessup


Manic Episode 3:

Here’s the next manic episode to enhance this rainy laundry #Sunday for y'all. Thanks for tuning in Quarantime! Send me your suggestions! Love y'all! 💜 #Lindsanity #blessup

PSA: if you have a bunch of N95 masks please consider donating them to your local hospital - medical professionals are running out of supplies.

More info here:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/30/magazine/how-to-donate-n95-masks-coronavirus.html

@armandhammer @oxicleanofficial @clorox @wooliteusa @blue__prints @kenbrownpixpop @jammin666 @dixieappel @conestheband

#coronavirus #covi̇d_19 #socialdistancing #5oclocksomewhere #sofreshandsoclean #laundryBae #punkrockandshit #marshamarahamarsha #brunetteshavemorefun #thescream #artsocks #vanhoe #pearlnecklace #hotfuzz #bagitup #soulcyclesocks #getmoney #sterilize #20mississippi #lights #colors #darks #greenandpurple #comboplatter #welcometoreality #stayhome


Episodio Maníaco 4:

💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 Es Quarantiempo! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

Images in this manic episode sourced from the internet.
(Imágines de este episodio maniaco sacado del internet).
Un beso! Chao!

#holainstagram #covid #corona #Lindsanity #Easter #eastersunday #catholicjewelry #LatinX #apparition #imaginaryamigo #phantom #themind #socialdistancing #stayhome #antoniobanderas #murcielago #tos #fiebre #lavidaesdura #pues #malisimo #ansiedad #terrible #miedo #terapia #insomia


Manic Episode 5:

😷 Hi…I don’t know if I can keep doing this…
WHY IS THERE A GLITCH?! I HATE VIDEO! 👿 😷

How to Wear a Cloth Face Covering
Cloth face coverings should—
*fit snugly but comfortably against the side of the face
*be secured with ties or ear loops
*include multiple layers of fabric
*allow for breathing without restriction
*be laundered and machine dried without damage or
change to shape

CDC on Homemade Cloth Face Coverings
CDC recommends wearing cloth face coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain (e.g., grocery stores and pharmacies), especially in areas of significant community-based transmission.

CDC also advises the use of simple cloth face coverings to slow the spread of the virus and help people who may have the virus and do not know it from transmitting it to others. Cloth face coverings fashioned from household items or made at home from common materials at low cost can be used as an additional, voluntary public health measure. Cloth face coverings should not be placed on young children under age 2, anyone who has trouble breathing, or is unconscious, incapacitated or otherwise unable to remove the mask without assistance.

The cloth face coverings recommended are not surgical masks or N-95 respirators. Those are critical supplies that must continue to be reserved for healthcare workers and other medical first responders, as recommended by current CDC guidance.

Should cloth face coverings be washed or otherwise cleaned regularly? How regularly? Yes. They should be routinely washed depending on the frequency of use.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/diy-cloth-face-coverings.html

#covid #corona #clothfacecoverings #facemasks #cantbreathe #stayhome #socialdistancing #Lindsanity #pureacting #bandwidth #storytime #scarves #sentimentality #overit #needtostop #cantstopwontstop #lchaim #brainwashed


Manic Episode 6:

Is anyone even up rn? Thanking the universe for having a garden. xoxo 👒🧤🌼🌾🌵🍃🍂🌾🌺🌻🌷🍄🍀🌿🍓✂️🐿⠀

Thanks to @squannah for helping me through Premiere tears time and time again. I love you.⠀

Thanks to @sabinarocke for starting this garden with me. Mwahhhh!⠀

Thanks to @marymcschultz for buying me this shovel when it
was still novel. <3

#Lindsanity #covid_19 #coronavirus #glovesinthetimeofcoronavirus #sunhatter #sunscreennose #medatative #inthesun #weeding #grooming #pruning #decimposingfriend #lookattheteeth #foulplay #brujasofinstagram #greenthumb #onewithnature #chachachachia #whistlewhileyouwork #crackweed
#snipitysnip #cutthedeathoff #gardening #stayhome


Manic Episode 7:

I’m a lil feisty when I’m drunk, sorry lol - I do love you all!
😘🤡👹🐷🎭

Masks in order of appearance:
1. Borghese Fango Brillante Mud Mask @borgheseroma
2. Daiso Japan BB Face Mask with Collagen @daiso_official
3. Lo & Behold Naturals Coconut & Rosehip Moisturizing Face Mask @loandbeholdnaturals
4. Pilaten Blackhead Extraction Mask @pilatenskincare
5. Borghese Classic Fango Active Mud Mask @borgheseroma

#covid19 #coronavirus #Lindsanity #tofer #facemask
#beauty #cream #acne #fangobrillante #jasonmask #itfeelscool #stayfresh #sofreshandsoclean #itburns
#honey #honeymask #mudmask #exfoliating #selfcare #blackheadporestrip #blackheadremoval #hoarder #collector #photography #reproducibility #holdingon #bath #botox #genetics

@borgheseroma #koreanaplaza @loandbeholdnaturals @freshbeauty


Manic Episode 8:

Voila to the long awaited baking episode!! I made it through an entire sugar cookies session without knowing the word for #whisk - which should give y’all a little taste of what’s in store… ugh lol ENJOi Bon appetit! Salud! MWAH Cin cin! Na zdravi! And does anyone recognize their icepack??!! Who is Barbie Kamiel? @barbiekamiel ?
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Recipe: “Sugar Cut Out Cookies {that actually hold their shape}” by SweetPhi
https://sweetphi.com/sugar-cut-cookies-actually-hold-shape/
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#Lindsanity #coronavirus #covid19 #suga #sugarcookies #baking #butta #blueberries #creaming #mixer #itscalledawhisk #whipitup #lovethyneighbor #hotcommodity #spreadYourBread #monster #thepig #dramaticEffectShadows #everyRawStep #salmonella #DoesThisLookGross #AreTheseBrown #areTheseBurnt #IsItWet #isThisYourICEPACK #marthastuartliving #nauseous #stayhome #washyourhands
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@marthastewart @bonappetitmag @eatalyla @eatalyflatiron @eatalylasvegas @ojadesign @dyson


Manic Episode 9:

I considered captioning this, “might delete later,” but I’m just not that kind of person. My menstrual cup has changed my life - contact me with questions. @lunacup.eu @thedivacup @thecure @gothsdoingthings @marilynmanson

Background music: The Cure, Seventeen Seconds, 1980

p.s. if someone can help me with this glitch problem please DM me.

#Lindsanity #covid19 #coronavirus #goth #divacup #lunacup #menstrualcup #darkness #isolation #depression #pandemic #gothgirl #gothmakeup #thecure #marilynmanson #IsolationIsTheOxygenMask